Pucinho

You have to fight for your right to eat here! Literally.We arrived at the end of the lunch hour, when several tables were already empty. We chose to sit inside and sat by an empty table. It took 10 minutes for a waiter to clean the table. We waited another 15 minutes for someone to bring the menu, and since nobody brought it, my wife stole one menu was lying on another empty table. We waited for someone to come take our order. No one came. There were two waiters running from the kitchen to the terrace. Another one just at the bar, endlessly typing at the registry. We saw another table yelling to the kitchen, because no one brought the food they had ordered one hour ago. We yelled at a waitress that my wife was pregnant and almost collapsing, and she took our order out of pity. We ordered wine, water, three starters and the main dish. The water and a starter came immediately.We saw another family of 6 persons waiting for someone to lead them to one of the many empty tables, but gave up and left after 15 minutes of being ignored by everyone. Nothing else arrived at our table. We finished the starter, the bread, and our kid started crying of hunger. We started yelling to a woman who came out of the kitchen. She said she worked at the kitchen and all the table waiters were incompetent. But she ended up telling us the other starters we had ordered had finished, and brought us more bread and a second supply of the same starter (that we had to pay, of course). She also told us that the guy behind the counter disagreed of the wine we requested. He came to our table and chatted a bit, suggesting another (weaker wine) and blaming the delay in the first waitress.We saw 8 people in another table leaving in despair, after waiting for someone to take their order, taking a small kid also crying of hunger.After two literal hours, we finally received the food.The food was good, the staff was friendly, but, dear lord, this was some next-level incompetence and disorganization. At one point we started wondering if this was some Candid Camera setup!